Several National Hot Rod Asscoation drag racers who appeared on the worst idea for a show ever, Street Outlaws, have been warned that their competition license may be suspended for going on the show. Problem is, several members are still booked to appear on the show and this sudden change in policy enforcement comes at just the wrong time. Street Outlaws is awful even by Discovery standards. And I’m talking about a network that had an Eaten Alive special where a guy didn’t even get eaten alive. We live in an era of television where Geordie Shore exists. That’s right: we don’t just have Jersey Shore, we have knock-offs in other countries. Oh, and I can watch that Flipping Las Vegas lady install marble countertops in a former crack-house in the ‘hood. (Anybody else guilt-binge-watch that one to look at the company owner’s cars? Dude’s a Porsche guy, but I digress.) We have cameras following random “housewives” for no good reason in an attempt to rile up some drama-llamas who can put your average NASCAR fistfight to shame in terms of overacting for the cameras. This is an era where people are famous for no reason: no talent, no stand-out characteristics of any sort, but rather, they’re famous because they’re on TV and there’s nothing good on right now. Shall I go on, or have I made my point? In other words, there is a lot of competition for the biggest derp on television, and I’m still going to argue… [Read full story]
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