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Merry Christmas! How did you celebrate your Christmas Eve? Well, the good folks at Fox News spent theirs by sneaking in a gloriously overstuffed "Christmas Special" chock full of lots of reminders that CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT JESUS GODDAMMIT. And I sat through it, just because I love you, OK? So I hope you're ready, because we're firing up the cannons in the War On Christmas. It's Fox And Friends Christmas Special time, baby. OMG just checked the guide and the damn show is two hours long. (WHY DID I VOLUNTEER FOR THIS) I doubt I will even survive. I'm going to end up like Sam Neill in Event Horizon, ripping my own eyeballs out of the socket in a fit of madness and ecstasy. This is a show filmed in a giant room full of people who don't think Phil Robertson said anything bad. This isn't a Christmas special. It's a Branch Davidian recruitment film. The general crux of this special seems to be about reminding everyone that Christmas is about Jesus, OK? Fox and Friends will have none of your … [Read more...] about I Watched The

Legal scholar Donald Trump has weighed in on Twitter presumably about a lawsuit in Texas filed by three churches seeking federal hurricane relief funds. In the tweet, Trump sided with the churches and against the interests of his own administration. “Churches in Texas should be entitled to reimbursement from FEMA Relief Funds for helping victims of Hurricane Harvey (just like others),” Trump tweeted on Friday night. filed a lawsuit in Texas last Monday against the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). According to the Texas Tribune, the three churches were damaged during Hurricane Harvey, and church leaders believe they should be able to access disaster relief grants. Additionally, the Hi-Way Tabernacle serves as a FEMA staging center, distributing more than 8,000 emergency meals, the Tribune noted. Buildings are not eligible for FEMA relief if more than half of their space is used for religious programming, the lawsuit notes. An important precursor to the suit is a … [Read more...] about Trump Thinks Churches Should Get Federal Harvey Relief Funds

VATICAN CITY—Recalling that he hid it somewhere among the dozens of sarcophagi underneath St. Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis was reportedly scouring the papal tombs Thursday in search of the final egg from the Vatican Easter Egg Hunt. “If I can’t find this egg, the catacombs will totally reek,” said the frustrated bishop of Rome while rifling through the final resting place of holy pontiffs, crawling on his hands and knees on the crypt floor to peek under the reliquary of Saint Peter. “I found all the eggs tucked away in the Pietà, the tabernacle, and confessional, and the one I hid in the hands of the embalmed body of Pope John XXIII, so the last Easter egg has got to be down here somewhere.” At press time, Pope Francis was reportedly filled with disgust after rolling up the sleeves of his cassock, reaching into Leo X’s coffin, and touching the putrefied remains of an egg from 2016. … [Read more...] about Pope Francis Scouring Papal Tombs For Final Easter Egg Of Vatican Hunt

Just days after legendary Broadway star Jennifer Holliday was named a performer in Donald Trump’s pre-inauguration concert, the Tony and Grammy Award winner announced she will no longer be participating after hearing from “heartbroken” fans. In an open letter published by The Wrap, the “Dreamgirls” star called her initial decision to perform a “lapse of judgement,” and explained how an article by The Daily Beast, which was headlined “Jennifer Holliday Will Perform at Trump’s Inauguration, Which Is Heartbreaking to Gay Fans,” convinced her to distance herself from the January 19 event, dubbed the Make America Great Again! Welcome Celebration. "I was honestly just thinking that I wanted my voice to be a healing and unifying force for hope through music to help our deeply polarized country," Holliday wrote. "Regretfully, I did not take into consideration that my performing for the concert would actually instead be taken as a … [Read more...] about Singer Jennifer Holliday pulls out of Trump’s inauguration after hearing from heartbroken LGBTQ fans

British singer Charlotte Church has become the latest musician to turn down a request to perform at President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration—and Church's refusal is one of the shortest and bluntest yet. The classical singer responded to Trump using his favorite form of communication: Twitter. Her message was very, very clear. A lengthy list of legendary musicians have joined Church in saying no, including Elton John, Celine Dion, KISS, and David Foster. On Tuesday, singer Rebecca Ferguson released a statement saying that she had declined to perform for Trump after his team told her she couldn't sing iconic anti-lynching protest song "Strange Fruit." So far, the administration has been able to book America's Got Talent star Jackie Evancho, The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, and The Rockettes. Some Rockettes have repeatedly spoken out against the decision. Tahirah Hairston is a style writer from Detroit who likes Susan Miller, … [Read more...] about This singer was asked to perform at Trump’s inauguration. Her response was incredible.